lokis-army-at-221b:

evil-bones-mccoy:

bracha-ncc1701:

scorpio-dreams:

supercreatural:

alpacayaoi:

karkaliciousbanana:

little-asshole-sauces:

relhatetionship:

lunarch-sounds:

jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

kankriships:

metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO

MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman

thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

I’m Disney’s Hercules.  Bitchin’.

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:

Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.

..i am a kung-fu fighter

AW HELL YEAH

i’m a millionare

aw hell yes

supeRNATURAL

IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO

Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra

James t Kirk

I’m gonna get everyone on the Enterprise killed 

fuck

CAPTAIN OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ENTERPRISE AWWWW YEEEEEE

I’m a hobbit trying to take the ring to mordor

im a filthy schoolgirl who needs to improve her grades, no matter what..

FUCK

iwannabeyourunderwear:

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

smilingemoticon:

thelizardgamer:

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.

If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

people have actually sat down on their chair, went to a gaming website, searched for the xbox one, clicked the pre-order button, paid $500, and are actually waiting for it

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

I AM THE FUTURE

hopethefangirl:

derek-hales-butt-cheeks:

hedgeh0ggy:

kyleehenke:

this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing

P

It’s literally saying “no”.

I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO

OH MY GOD this guy could totaly be a rapist!

the cats goin all “no no no NO NO NO NOO!”

and he’s just like “that’s the sound of pleasure”

WTF

hey-cassbutt:

lokinatasha:

nolifeonafridaynight:

IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.

IT. SHAKES.

LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.

LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.

LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

IT JUMPS OUT OF MY SCREEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

AND THE SHARE ICON MOVES CASUALLY OUT THE WAY AS IT SHAKES

flanoirbunny:

seerofdoom:

Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.